Friday, August 26, 2016

Sat, August 27 TMAstrology

Today's TMAstrology is a poem, of sorts:

Venus aligns with Jupiter,
Goddess of love and money with the god of excess.
We don't know what will occur
only that boy o boy it's gonna be good.
"But,--nothing happened,"
Sniffed a client, after last year's
Venus-Jupiter.
Some people don't know a blessing
when they see it.
Or as Jesus sighed in
John 4:48;
"My God you people,
enough with the 'Give me a miracle,'
already.'"


Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Wed, August 24 Equine Astrology Tip of the Day

Equine Astrology TOD for Wed, August 24: If we're out riding after the sun goes down, we may see this Mars and Saturn in the constellation Scorpio come up. They will be near the great star Antares at the heart of Scorpius. Pairing Mars and Saturn together is somewhat like pairing our two most problematic horses--they might work like heck and try to outdo one another, but more than likely it's gonna be an endless headache. Throw in Antares, the Scorpion's emerald heart, and we have obsession, drama, and jealousy to go along with it all. Joy. OTOH, Antares is connected to seeing things in black and white terms, If our two naughty horses are both piebalds, it just might work out great ...

Wed-Thur August 24-25 (Watch out for ...)

Lovely to look at, but it doesn't mean anything good: Mars and Saturn are the two "bad boys" of the horoscope. One on one they can be handled, but teaming them up is like sitting the two biggest troublemakers in a classroom right next to each other--all they do is give one another ideas. Plus, Mars-Saturn are next to Royal star Antares, the beautiful black heart of the Celestial Scorpion. Mars-Saturn-Antares = being obsessed with fear and loathing. Does this explain Trump's support?! Maybe!

It gets worse: Late Wed (Aug 24) into Thur (Aug 25) while Mars-Saturn are aligned with Antares, the Moon will be aligned with Royal star Aldebaran, the eye of the Celestial Bull. The ancients tell us that if Mars and Saturn are with Antares while Moon is with Aldebaran, it signifies, "danger of death by sword or hanging." Am I attending the local Renaissance Festival this weekend? No way! I'd advise staying away from ropes and sharp objects as well.

There is a positive way to use this pattern: it grants a willingness, even an eagerness, to focus (perhaps even obsessively). If we're normally a scattered sort of person, this is a big help. That, or we can just binge watch "Dexter." Channel that death by sword or hanging thing entertainingly ...

http://earthsky.org/tonight/conjunction-of-mars-and-saturn-august-24

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Wed, August 10 Equine Astrology Tip of the Day

Equine Astrology Tip of the Day for WED, August 10: A situation involving power, sex, and confrontation may unfold today riders, even if we're staying furlongs away from all politics. It's okay though because stars also favor the mental and physical wherewithal to successfully deal with it. (Still might be a good day to just ride our horses and let the politicians have at it on their own).

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Equine Astrology TOD for FRIDAY, August 5th

Equine Astrology Tip of the Day for FRIDAY, August 5th; Moon is in the persnickety but sincere sign of Virgo today (think, Bernie Sanders)--a sign that rules focusing on health, obligations, and details. In that spirit, it appears the Lady Godiva's among us may be bad for our horses. Who knew?

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Friday, July 29 Equine Astrology TOD

Equine Astrology TOD for FRIDAY, June 29: Stars encourage hot heads, impulsive words, and accidental conditions today so let's all just go play with our horses. Remember that arguments can occur between horse and rider too but if we play it right, we'll both stay calm, cool, and collected.

TMAstrology ALERT! Friday, July 29

TMAstrology Tip of the Day for FRIDAY, July 29th: ALERT!!! Friday's aspects are tense, argumentative, and accident encouraging. We may be arguing with our car, computer, or comrades. Best advice is stay our of all frays and only talk about non controversial items. Will that keep me from wearing my "Hillary 2016!" t-shirt. It will not. Because if my clients can pay me and then ignore my advice, I can ignore my own advice for free, so there.